my beloved loves hats, not all hats, just certain types. he won't wear baseball caps, truck driver caps, cowboy hats, driving caps, Austrian alps yodeler hats (think Captain Von Trapp, "So Long, Farewell"), tri corn hats, Wee Willie Winkie night caps, ( a little night before Christmas here), do-rag, kerchiefs, Peruvian knitted caps, Elmer Fudd flap caps, Bolivian Bowlers, top hats . . . do you wear hats?